Wedding Toasts

1. May your love be as endless as your wedding rings.

2. May you grow old on one pillow

3. May their joys be as deep as the ocean And their misfortunes as light as the foam.

4. Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare!

5. A toast to the groom - and discretion to his bachelor friends.

6. A toast to love and laughter and happily ever after

7. Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

8. There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

9. Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare!

10. Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is
progress; working together is success

11. Seek a happy marriage with wholeness of heart, but do not expect to reach the Promised Land without going through some wilderness together.

12. May she share everything with the husband. Including the housework

13. It's not as greater day as the bride thinks, for she's not marrying the best man

14. It's a funny thing. That when all a mans troubles have left him and he finds peace on this earth. He goes and gets himself married

15. The most precious possession that a man can have in this world is a woman’s heart

16. There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of the day, knowing there is a woman on the other side waiting for the sound of his footsteps - Ronald Regan

17. The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.

18. May you both live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.

19. Remember forever, what it was like when you first met and had the sparks of romance, cherish the union like it is constantly renewed

20. Your wife IS more important than sports. I guess. Even the cup final

21. There is really nothing better than a good foot rub or massage

22. Flowers are always a good Idea, even if you are not in trouble

23. Do something nice for each other every single day

24. Always, notice every new hairstyle or dress

25. Your wife is always right

26. Love honor and cherish each other, and don't forget to take out the garbage

27. Remember that men are like a fine wine, they get better with age

28. Remember that men are like a fine wine, it is your job to stamp them in the dark and extract them into something you'd like to have for dinner

29. Remember that woman are like a fine wine, they start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind, then turn full bodied with age and end up giving you a splitting headache if you overindulge

30. apparently marriage should be a 50/50 partnership. you need to realize that anyone who believes that knows little about women and even less about fractions

31. Always TALK to your mother in law – don’t for God’s sake do what I ended up doing and not talking to her for two years. I honestly don’t have a problem with the lady actually I quite like her – I just was brought up to think its rude to interrupt

32. May the best day of the past together be the worst day of your future.

33. To the Bride & Groom

34. To the happy couple

35. It’s been an emotional day, ……..even the cake is in tiers

36. I hope you made the most of your speech as now you're a married man that'll be the last time you get to speak for 5 minutes without being interrupted!

37. It still amazes me how far people will travel for a free meal and some complimentary booze

38. To all the happiness this world brings

39. For those of you that are still capable of standing, would you now do me the hon our of rising to your feet …and your glasses…

40. To Happiness, Health, Wealth & Good Fortune
41. Remember the 5 rings. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffering, the torturing and the enduring

42. May your love be modern enough to service the times and old fashioned enough to last forever

43. May you live as long as you love and love as long as you live

44. A friends love says if you ever need something I’ll be there. True love says You’ll never need anything I'll be there.

45. May your life be filled with happy memories

46. here's to the…

47. Health and long life to you, land without rent to you, a child every year to you, and death in Old Ireland.

48. May the roof above you never fall in, And those
gathered beneath it never fall out.

49. Here's to health, peace and prosperity. May the
flower of love never be nipped by the frost of disappointment, nor shadow of grief fall among your family and friends.

50. May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings,
slow to make enemies and quick to make friends. And
may you know nothing but happiness from this day
forward.

51. May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.

52. May I see you gray and combing your grandchildren’s hair.

53. May the roof over your heads be as well thatched Asthose inside are well matched.

54. There are good ships, and there are wood ships, The ships that sail the sea. But the best ships, are friendships, And may they always be.

55. I have known many, and liked not a few, but loved
only one and this toast is to you.